Out with the old...in with the new. Mebby I should have waited to close this forum on the last day of the year but 175 is a nice round (ish) number.
Notice the new 'reply to an individual comment' function. This should make it easier to understand what's been said and who is being sarcastic specifically to whom.
Just click on 'reply', like so...
That's good, eh?
wow new page but did I mention about my bad arm on the old page, the one I had to pull a huge piece of glass out of when I got glassed last friday in the napper maybe I did but ha there was blood all over the place, well some on my jeans anyway just thought I'd mention it again If maybe you've not heared
Hmmm the loss of blood seems to have given you the super power of being able to bugger up a comments page.
How come we can't reply to the above comment??
I still have a (limited edition) Xmas Card for you, mate.
Ewan, I meant to get back to you sooner, but was still recovering from the sheer trauma of that night. Thank you so much for protecting me from the onslaught on glass, you are my hero. I hope your arm (and your jeans) recover soon. x
I am getting better and as for beening your hero I just did what any chum would have done to save a lady from harm
Both full of man flu so not venturing into town but will see you all boxing night x
That's a big shame both.
Have a nice Xmas and we will catch up on Boxing Night.
Incidentally all, have you noticed we have just recorded our 10000th page hit?
Just in time for Xmas:)
Well done you page-clicking Chums.
Merry Christmas!!! one and all
Full of beer and Christmas cheer.
Happy Xmas everyone!
As Noddy Holder famously declared....
And Shaky famously sang....
...."Merry Christmas Everyone!!!"
To all chum's have great day.
Merry Xmas to all the chums & chuminas, see you all tomorrow night. Bah chumbug, yay!
Bah Chumbug indeed
Peace and goodwill to all - Have a good one
Bags are packed and first beer cracked.
This is my first post as a 47 year old.
....Hmm, doesn't feel any different.
Hope you had a chumtastic birthday prez we certainly enjoyed the celebrations what a cracking turnout too, good times :-)
I certainly did....and looking forward to doing it all over again on NYE:)
I said last night that I would wait to put the Xmas pics up when they were all gathered in.
However I couldn't resist putting the one of You and Cheryl up as a 'Pic of the Week'
It's a good'un:)
Happy Birthday, Prez! Look forward to buying you a pint of genuine ale later. Have a great day.
Bon Voyage, Giz! Have'nt had a chance to play those cd's yet. I've put them on my laptop so i'll get them back to you when you return.
Keep On Chumming!!!
Many Happy returns oh great Leader!! Hope you have a totally chumtastic day- we could very well see you later for a bevvy or two!
Chum, chum, chum!! Best wishes from Neil & Kimbers. x
Happy birthday Nick. See ya later chum :)
Thanks to all the Chums and Chuminas who were out last night and made my birthday such a marvelous event.
Special thanks to those who got me my fantastic cards (I have got them all up) and such apt pressies.
Hurrah! Hurrah! I'm finished work early lucky lucky luck cluck luc lu ky me :-) (for all of you who watched blackadder the best bits that was an impression of The prince) See you all in the Napper later for more Jolity dont forget your tickets :-) laters chums.... xx
Great news Nicky. See you later with the rest of the chums out tonight. Have a happy New Year those that can't make it.
Chumtastic new year to all,great crack in the napper,rock club was pants c u on wed chums ,2012 yay!!!!
Aye a good night at the Napper, but too full of people in the Rock Night.
I'm sorting through the pics from over Xmas and will upload them soon...keep checking back.
See you on Wed for a post-festive debrief (Possibly quite literally in Paul's case:))
Yet another great New Year in the napper
Have a great year everyone
Chum Chum Chum
Haapy New Year chums! Totally agree, great night in the Napper, less said about Club Rock the better, bloody amatuer night!!!
This is a first for the chums ,I got the number ONE pint of 2012 in the Napper,Huzzar !!! See yeu's for Wed club chums.
Good to see the Xmas Eve & Boxing Night photos up. Damn good nights. Nice work Prez. Hopefully see you all soon.
What time and where ??? for weds club woodys 2/3 ish
I believe Wednesday Chum club is at Woodies at 3:00 ish. But I am full of cold still (dunno where I could have got it from...Ewan) and might not get to work tomorrow in which case I will not make it:(
A sober Happy New Year all...not nice to be back at work. Poor Prez, I had it before xmas (thanks to ITT), not nice. Hope his drink throwing incident didn't give undue concern, it was only over me slagging off Motley Crue & Def Lep.....drink in, wits out as they say. We were best of buddies when he got home, especially as his hang over was worse than mine for once, hahaha! Not sure when we will see you next as ITT's shifts run into weekends again soon & then we have Thin Lizzy/Clutch on 21st Jan in Newcastle, so keep chumming on our behalf!
My apologies to all concerned on our chumestic incident. The 'Beast Of Bourbon' (see what i did there Stones fans) raised its ugly head!
My mantra for 2012 is:
"If you can't tek it, don't neck it!!!"
No apology needed both of you. If it's any consolation I didn't see/hear any of it.
I don't think anyone else did either....you may just have broken this news to the world:)
See you in the New Year, both.
Well the decorations are down, Christmas is over, time to hibernate for another year! or... alternatively... any suggestions?
Greetings from my sickbed (If Ewan can exaggerate, why not me?).
Being poorly has given me the chance to knock up a video I wanted to do, which oddly enough links in nicely with XmasIain's comment above.
Have a look at the homepage. Audio is required.
Can someone tell me if the Beers were decent in Woodies on Wednesday Club? If so shall we meet there, at say 3:30?
Especially if the Napper is out of Scotch:)
Love the video, cheered me up & cleared my second day back blues! Hope the snuffles have abated.
Hmmm, no replies to my question.
Lets just assume it was all fine and meet in Woodies after 3:30
Yep me and Ruth may get in around 3:30, 4ish
How much fun can we have, just look at the New Years Eve pics that how much
Well done on the video's what a fun filled year we have had. The NYE pics are great too what a brill way to see the new year in with our crowd of chums we all look great through our beer goggles too. mmmm I wonder what the word is for a collection of chums .....
I would say the collective noun is possibly an orgy of Chums or simply a chum of Chums:)
Any other ideas?
Incidentally to the person who has added the 21st December's entry; very witty. I have amended the days following it accordingly.
Am I allowed to say BOLLOCKS on here?
Love the NYE photos, just rang hubby to tell him his lights were on but no one was home....great night in napper, his midnight roar photo is hysterical! Here's to another great year.
As for the collective name, I'd go for a BARREL of chums.....
Or how about a Firkin of Chums?
As in, 'Those Firkin Chums Of Anarchy'!
Hahahaha (I refuse to put lol!), firkin is good.
Nice to hear from you.
Yes of course you can say 'Bollocks' here. There is a lot of Bollocks on this site:)
Hope you all had a good Xmas and New Year, we did as you can see.
When are you over again. Playing or Visiting?
So far I'm with NNN a barrel of chums is good Firkin sounds very 'carry on' and thats fits the bill too any more ideas :-)
happy new year all i know its late but just got the laptop back as its had a dodgy xmas virus.i prefer the firkin myself
Hi Mike and a Happy New Year to you too, hope the puppies are behaving. Lots of dodgy Xmas viruses about.
How does a 'jumble of chums' sounds?
I have thought of a couple of more suggestions.
A Friendship Of Chums?
An Anarchy Of Chums?
A jumble of chums? What have I been feeding you hubby dearest!? An Anarchy of chums fits in nicely with my ocd nature & all things being connected & matchy matchy. So we have Firkin over a Barrel (Finbar Saunders, eat your heart out) and Friendship versus Anarchy?
My favourite definition for 'jumble'' is 'to mingle in a state of disorder'! Sound familiar, chums?
P.S. D'oh! Bloody touchscreen phones! Pressed 'submit' once & it sent twice.
I quite like a "CHUNDER" of chums or a "CULTURE" of chums or a "CLUTCH" of or whatever else begins with "C"
Back on the tinterweb, Yay! First thought on the collective noun was the beer inspired 'Bevvy of Chums' but a 'Chattering' may work more phonetically. As Pagoda Nick says, we do talk some bollocks here & I love it :)
With all the indecision over deciding on a Logo, organizing the commemorative photo, dissagreements over where our Chum away weekend should be, and now the great collective noun debabte I reckon an uncertainty of Chums seems most appropriate....
Mike a crotch of chums? interesting but a bit sweaty. I'm liking a bevvy of chums. A chunder doesn't seam to fit as we all do keep our beer down, I appreciate you trying to incorporate our Australian friends. I think my fave is still a barrel of chums though. Welcome back shaggy x
Right lets settle the collective noun debate once and for all. I have posted a Poll at the top of this page. You can vote as often as you like and can vote for more than one each time you vote.
I'll close it when people get bored and stop voting.
I'd like to say a BIG WELL DONE to Kimbers great news on the job front :-) xXXx
Come on Kimbers...give those without facebook the news:)
Sorry we'll miss you all on Saturday night, we are off to baltic Newcastle to see Thin Lizzy (well, what is left of them) but more importantly, Clutch are in support. Have a great night, we'll toast to a barrel of chums!
You will have a great night both are well worth seeing see you soon xXXx
I'm sure you will all have fun too, see you soon x
Thanks for the well done!! I've managed to get sign-ups for Apprenticeships for people who are already employed and I'm in full time employment assessing again! YIPPEEEEE!!!
Nice one Kimbers, good to hear you got the sign-ups you needed. Carry on the good work, Yay! Loving the Stewie & Gizmo photos! ITT & NNN, you're still thinking like chums, even when you're on away days. There is absolutely no help for you two, haha! Just to say, cracking night last night, the best therapy after a week of nights :)
Glad you like the pics Shaggy, I was waiting to get kicked out of the shop! I liked Gizmo so much I bought him! The guy in FP says he'll be fine as long as I don't get him wet or feed him after midnight :o) No beer for Giz then!
No going out with you two either. That'll end up as a shed load of Lager & a midnight kebab for little Giz, not good! There's enough 'Beer Gremlins' in our crowd already & I'm putting myself up for that award. XX
Oh no, we're dumped! Maybe NASA do dehydrated beer capsules?
Be aware folks that it's Burn's Night on the 25th. Chum Club will be sampling the Haggis and Neeps in Woodies.
I hope the McChums that are meeting today enjoy haggis, neeps & tatties in Woodys with their pints of heavy! Have a great Burns Night.
Keep on McChumming!!!
Hoot's mon the noo !Away looking for the elusive mac haggis in the woods today ,only seen once a year,anyone coming out for a deek.
Just been on the Haggis web site,did you know,Haggis hunting season runs from when they hatch ( 30 Nov ) until 25 Jan, closing date's 3 o'clock to day,you learn something new every day,how about that,
They will be fresh for this afternoon. Mebby you can get Haggis number 0001 like you did with the first pint of the year :)
I have placed the Collective Noun Poll Vote. It's a one Chum(ina)/one vote, so choose wisely and, like good anarchists, lets all agree to abide by the democratic process:)
As I write this three of the Chuminas are busy trying to repeat the excellent performance of the Charity quiz we took part in at the Linton Holm. Tonight its a Robbie Burns Quiz, so good luck with that girls, make us proud.
Loved the Newcastle Forbidden Planet pics. I remember stumbling across the fabled shop in London after searching for what seemed like hours. Pure nerdgasm!!!!
Wasn't it just off Tottenham Court Road?
Not been to the one in London, but I have frequented the one in Glasgow over the years. I love how nerdy & cool it makes me feel when I walk in the door...........
Ok, the game is up! Jumble is a crap noun for numerous Chums. I was scraping the 'firkin' 'barrel'!
Keep On Chumming!!!
I was kinda coming round to it actually.
I will end the vote this weekend by the way, so if you haven't exercised your right of universal suffrage, do so soon.
New toy on the Home Page. I have put up a chat facility. This obviously only works if there are two or more chums on the site at the same time, which is unlikely.
Agreeing a time to meet to chat would be the best way to use it I suppose.
But remember what you write may be seen by others.
Have a great night on Saturday all, ITT & I in Edinburgh to see a band so will miss out again, hopefully see a few of you on Wednesday all being well x
I think the Collective noun vote has gone on long enough.
By an substancial margin we are now a BARREL of Chums (76.92%). Despite this I must admit I have used a JUMBLE of Chums (23.08%) a couple of times in e-mails, it really does describe a certain sort of Chum gathering.
See you all at the 'Barrel' in Woodies today.
Welcome home Gizmo we have missed you xXXx
haven't realy caught up with myself yet
last days on board were going round in circles and can't think in a straight line yet.
circles within circles within the cobwebs of my mind!
meebe i need a couple of beers (a couple being logarythmically parabolic of course)
I could, of course, become ritually spaced out tonight
C U soon
Latest crack - Eddie and myself are working on putting a couple of gigs together round about May.Brickyard is a definite and if we can get it sorted the Col Harkness band will be supporting us.
We will eventually be putting out the CD from last year's gig though in the meantime we have released a 5 track CD featuring the songs we did with Col Harkness,
If you want a copy write to me :
Cheap as owt honest!
Hello Northernlad! Its Laddie here, my alter ego Needlenaddlenoo. Hope to make it to the gig this time.
Good news Toddy :-)
Some nice action shots from the Nick Turner night Do not panic! Do not panic! cant believe that was a week ago starting to panic! :-)
I met Nik Turner pre-gig in Hollywood on the 94 Space Ritual tour.Good crack and he had fond memories of the Stars and Stripes gig. His band included Helios Creed and Genesis P. Orridge.
The other highlight was the support - Roz Williams (ex Christian Death) with Shadow Project.Lifelong friend of pscychobitch from hell wife no. 1
Yep he remembered the Stars and Stripes gig and he obviously still enjoys his live music very friendly :-)
Ian Tan Tetherer (and other chums)
I know I said i'd be in Woodies Friday afternoon but somethings come up and I probably won't be out.
I'm sure there will be Chums a-plenty out, anyway.
I hope NNN gets back safe and sound and chowking for a beer:)
Ta for the update, Prez. It'll be nice to have NNN back in the land of Cumbrians. The first time she says "hey, la'' or "calm down", i'm sending her back!
Keep On Chumming!!!
Has anyone chatted in our chat room yet ?
Back in Cumbria & managed a pint or two, sorry you couldn't make Friday Prez but we did see Giz & briefly waved at Jovi. Hope to catch the rest of you soon.
Me & Nicky gan to see Rammstein on Wed in Newcastle, so wheal miss chum club,see ya soon !
And i'm sure you will manage to ram a few steins down you too:0
Have a good gig.
Se you at the weekend.
Enjoy the gig you two
Thanks guys will report back on our return, sad to hear about poor Fozzy bless him x
For those who don't know yet the funeral is at 11:00am on Friday.
I have taken the day off to go, is anyone else going?
From the Evening News and Star...
Forster Michael William (Fozzy)
FORSTER, Michael William (Fozzy) - At the Cumberland Informary on Sunday, 26th February 2012, Michael William (Fozzy), aged 43 years, beloved husband of Carol and father of Maryann, Martin and Antony, a much loved son of Chester and Janice, son-in-law of Ronnie and Ann, also a much loved brother-in-law and uncle. Funeral arranagements later. All enquiries to Michael Walsh Funeral Directors, 22 Newtown Road, Carlisle. Tel. 01228 514000.
Just a mention that it's at St John the Baptist Church, Upperby.
Ooops, yes thanks Ian I should have put that.
If you've got a Saturdays late final News & Star check out page 4 what do you see, Ref, why we are named so
its a start
What is it??
I don't have a copy, unless my mum has still got it from the wekend.
The word CUMS is used in large print
Happy Birthday Chum - hope it is a belter! Nic, the Chums have had a vote and you are on 'pandering duty' for the rest of the week. Every whim to be catered for....
There you are Ian, you owe us one:)
Beer, beer, and more beer
Have a good 'un ITT
NNN - Remember your vows and look after him today -Panda to his whims indeed
Thank you for the best wishes, chums/chuminas. Getting spoiled rotten by NNN. She's getting Tex-Mex meal, hotel & gig ticket then we're doing it all again on friday.
Enjoy your day hope its been a good one so far,
feet up and a glass in hand
a very merry new birthday chum!!
Hurrah I now have a mouse that works, hope you had a great Birthday Ian, hope you enjoyed the Manchester gig see you wed xXXx
Hope you got home safelyfrom your gig Nicky?! Did you find a bar we hadn't drank/drunk (grammar police help please) dry?
We did indeed get home safely thanks and a very spiffing sisterly shopping and Nazarething time we had too :-) Yes they had to restock the bar in the solid rock cafe after you and Ian had visited, we did our best to drink them out of rose too :-) how weird was it that we missed each other by 15 mins? LOL we could have waved you off see you soon chums xXXx
Great pics of your mini-break, Giz.
Being Amsterdam, does that mean they're "hash brown" cafes?
Sorry, i could'nt resist!
Keep On Chumming!!!
Love the EN&S article! Sadly ITT & I wont be out for a while, its his turn to do weekends the next few so have a pint or two for us!
See you two when your back in circulation NNN. The news article is very good, you can tell that was Paul & Clago's own words. Just about to head off to Woodies, see what beer festival ales have to offer & catch Giz before he sails off into the sunset again!
Catch you soon Shaggy (& the rest of you!)x
Congratulations to the Napper for its prestigious award. Great article in the paper but i wonder why they took a photo of Rambo but did'nt interview him!
Have a great afternoon/night Shaggy et al. Catch you when u get back Giz.
Keep On Chumming!!!
April 20th - The Brickyard
COL HARKNESS BAND
Hope to see you all there and if any of you could pass the wor on to the old Kreeps crowd we'd like to make a reunion of it.
Nick I blatantly stole one of your photos for the back cover of our CD (Still Too Young To Die) but there's nowt you can do about it because we only the rights to our image and we can do what we like because we're famous rock stars and I couldn't give a rats anyway,Actually that's all a load of bollocks but you DO get a free copy of both of them!
Don't forget to boogie!
Great news about the gig. We will be there and will spread the word to the 'Kreepers' we still see.
Glad the picture was useful. I'll wait until you are all multi-millionaires before starting litigation against you:)
Looking forward to seeing you mate.
I'll be over on April 4th then drifting around about - things like dragging Harkness to another Workington Reds match! If you cometo the gig abandon the Napper early and catch the support acts - we have chosen well!
The new CD is out - Too Fast To Live,Still Too Young To Die and available to all those who are interested, let me know and we're selling it cheap to cover costs because we're in it for the music not the proffit as our accounts will attest to!
See you all soon - don't forget to boogie!
Great pic, Prez. Reminds me of the times we all queued up like a photographic production line in our best clothes! The hairstyle must have been the standard of the day too!
Keep On Chumming!!!
how cute - off with his beard !!!!!!
Congratulations to Kimbers on her Weakest Link win. Who would have thought in an all Cumbrian final too. Now the secret's out, the drinks are on you! Only joking.
Keep On Chumming!!!
Firstly, I agree with Nicky, how cute & freckly the pair of you look! And many congratulations to Kimmers, ITT & I agree you got some of the hardest questions too! Hope you got something silly & nice with the money & not a new sink or garden fence with the cash!
Thanks chums!!! Got totally stuck on some of the questions, that was a doddle though compared to keeping the result a secret!!! Money is still in the bank- ready for treating myself to a well deserved holiday maybe??? x
A date for the Chums away-day has been agreed by quorum. Check the calendar for more information.
Well chummies - one more day at work then flying out tomorrow! See you in the Napper sometime then the Brickyard on the 20th
Don't forget to Boogie!
Smashing news and well timed as I am off work for two weeks:)
See you soon Toddy.
ITT's shifts mean we can make the Brickyard, yeay. Unfortunately, thanks to my boss booking 20th as a hol we can't make Newcastle, boo hiss. Bizzarely he is in Newcastle for the weekend!
Nice photos of Judiths Birthday Bash Thanks Judith Yummy buffet hope you had a great birthday. See you all tomorrow for good Friday drinkies :-)
Unfortunately, due to work commitments (I'll need commited after this weekend!) I am unable to come out and play on Friday....working 6am until whenever on Friday & back in at 6am Saturday. Hope to catch you all soon. Love the new header by the way, very cool x
Well done, Bobby for getting to your 5000th landmark of ales tasted. What a connoisseur!
Great psychedelic pics, Shaggy. If i did'nt know you better, i'd think you'd been shroomin' your tits off! Keep up the great work, chum.
Keep On Chumming!!!
Better be careful with the Fungi photos in the future or I'll be getting a reputation!!! Trying to make a bunch of 'old farts' look cool must count as Anarchistic?!? See you two when NNN is totally broken but amazingly THIRSTY. See other Chums tomorrow wether it be the during the day or the evenings R&R (& that works on two levels). See ya later Chums & Chuminas.
Morpheroo!!! just popped on the pics from Shaggy felt compelled to add Hawkwinds Master of the Universe on to accompany ~ ah perfect :-) Had a great Chum night out on Sat thanks to all. Every Brickyard has a Silver Lining or a Silver Cloud well it has tonight anyway See you all there chums xXXx
Simply just great pic's of the usual crowd on a great night out
CHUM CHUM CHUM
The photos of last week have come out well, plus I'd forgotten how good that clip of rainbow was :)
Calling all Chums. There is a Chum-away day this Sunday (29th April).
We are off to Newcastle again. The event is only loosely planned out, but basically...
Meet in Woodies at 8:00ish for a big stodgy fry-up
Then get the 9:05am train. There is a deal which means we can get two any-time return tickets for £27 (£13:50 each), so we will try to pair up. Any odd man out and we will have a whip round so no-one misses out.
Arrive Newcastle at 10:40.
Visit the pubs.
Return on the last train (8:15pm).
Back in Carlisle at 9:50 pm and in the Napper for 10:00pm:)
Couple of things.
-There is no pressure to stay the distance or be a beer monster. If a whole day on the beer isn't your thing, feel free to nip off and do shopping, tourist stuff for a while. If you want to/need to go early that's fine, the trains run every hour.
-It's always fun to have a theme. If anyone has any ideas (silly hats, comedy teeth, beer games, quizzes) smashing, feel free to organize it.
-If we do do games someone suggested a tax of a couple of quid each which the Treasurer (Shaggy) will keep to use for prize money or group incidentals, snacks and the like.
Any thing else I have missed?
Sound off if you are Chumming!
Wae'aye man chum
I'm there chum
Happy birthday Ruth and Paul looks like you had a good time going by the pics, sorry i missed it been doing other stuff, i must get in the Napper more :-)
Excellent page Neil, cool name too!
You have tapped into a rich vein of amusement.
Love the new layout Prez and The new pages. IT is truly a scary monster won't be able to sleep now. Maybe after 5 or 10 of these we can have a scary monster poll to reveal the scariest of them all :-) Newcastle will be a hoot sorry I can't make it but have a great time chums xxxx
Many many thanks to all those of you who came down to the Brickyard on Friday,especially you Nik and especially under the circumstances,I won't forget it.
I thoroughly enjoyed it...........shhhhhhhhh don't tell anybody but talks are under way about another one next year some time.
It was pleasure to watch you all again. As you said I am probably one of the few that have seen all three gigs in the past 26 years, so I couldn't break my record:)
It made a very difficult day bearable mate.
Hope you like the pics.
See you again next year.....Paaaagooodaaa!!!
Thank you Neil for a mention on your page but think the other Capt may have said it better
thats true ewan but only the shat could be so cheesy but think he was so serious. i'll keep a look out for any patrick stewart albums for next st george's day.
It looks like we missed a great night for Silver Cloud, judging by the photos. Everyone seems to be having a crackin' time.
Good work by Neil for bringing out the nerd in us all on his new page. It must be the first time i've seen Lee Van Cleef in a non-Western role!
Keep On Chumming!!!
Great pics, love the last one of Nicky & Macca, one for their mantlepiece! Sorry we can't make Newcastle, my boss beat me by 30 secs to taking the 30th as a days hol (ignore the note above where I said 20th, typo!). Keep On Chumming as my hubby is so fond of saying! As for the pics of shaggy in bunches, wrong on so many levels :o)
Yup the site is teeming with new stuff. There will be even more after we return from our Newcastle Jolly, I'm sure.
Incidentally, as Neil has demonstrated if anyone fancies their own page, just let me know.
Chum, chum, chum....
Thanks again prez for setting up the page. As you said its hard to break anything. It is pretty easy to use chums and if i can do it anyone can. Roll on Chumcastle.
yaaay chun, chum, chum, etc.....
No problem. I see Yoda has appeared on it.
Clever, you are Neil.
Chum Chum Chum Newcastle here we come
Newcastle was a grand day out. Lots of crackin' craic and excellent, and very very strong ales (41% AVB). No that is NOT a typo, we didn't forget the decimal point.
We only lost two - M.I.A., and Jovi only dfisgraced himself a little bit.
I have some excellent piccys as I know do others. I will start putting them up as and when I get them and find the time.
Twas a good day if not a bit soggy. At least everyone was still talking to each other by the end. Next time could we have some sunshine Prez? Thanks to Ewan for keeping everyone awake on the way home. Bonk-on chum, chum, chumcastle.
Ironically the only picture I have of anyone with theire eyes closed is.....Ewan.
Makka mentioned the bottle you were going to share the cost of, was it as good as the price suggested? Hope your heads were not too sore....
NNN I didn't club in for any of it, I just had a small sip of a few (each sip was probably worth a pound. It was honestly like nothing I've ever tasted before.
Odd experience indeed.
I managed to avoid the whole "brew dog" episode. All I know is it didn't do his bowels any favours. Thought something had crawled in there and died!
Shaggy. Excellent work on the morphing pictures mate. I wonder if you can use it to exaggerate size. If so could I borrow the software?
Using some really scary software I can tell there are four Chums on line (Neil, Den and Shaggy are three:))
That's some scary software, Prez. Are you working for Rupert Murdoch? And if you say no, how can we believe you?
Keep On Chumming!!!
I see you too ITT with your
Android 2.3 Android United Kingdom
Love the Newcastle photos, love the morphed shaggy specials. Glad I wasn't at the stinkathon on the train home!
Even Jonathon was guilty of guffing. If you look at the photos on the train on the way home there's one of Paul shaking his hand. He is 'congratulating' him on the stench he had produced which was so bad everyone else had to move.
Captive audience indeed, hope the train was empty!
16,000 hits in one year? This site could find refuge in a Domestic Violence Shelter!!!! Glad everyone enjoyed the Newcastle day trip, sorry I couldn't be there, sodding work eh! Love what you've done with the Klamydia album covers Prez. See those out at Wednesday Club to catch up on the dirt from Sunday :)
Aye mate, I'll be out tomorrow. That will be my last chance to Chum it until Monday/Tuesday depending when we get back from the Granite city. I have my Kilt here and it looks braw:)
I sense someone is online even as I type...
There's a great hive of activity on the site at the moment & all very entertaining. Keep up the good work, Chums!
Newcastle sounds & looks like it was a beer feast & methane fest! Thankfully Prez has'nt acquired a 'Smell-O-Vision' software yet!
Keep On Chumming!!!
That's not new software that the Prez has got, 'tis just the Force is strong in this one! What are the initials for your workplace again Prez, oh yeah! that was it! GCHQ!!!!!!!! Anyone who can make Jovi baulk with a guff has just earned my undying respect. Think you may need to see a Doctor about that one Jonathan! Gonna echo ITT & say 'keep on chumming'.
Or is that 'keep on chuffing'?
Welcome home Giz good to see you and great that my Giz perception tracker is in good working order :-)
Klamydia albums are very informative and very clever now I can make sure our collection is up to date.
Morphed photos are soooooo spooky and psychedelic would like to hear hawkwinds master of the universe as background music :-)
Pleased Newcastle was a hoot, great photos how long should we leave it to inform the police that Bobby and Simon are missing persons?
Don't contact the Cops yet Nicky, I'm still working on the ransom note! Have any Chums out there got som spare Gaffer tape?
I've found that cable-ties are better to use for binding as they're easier to apply especially when dealing with two people.
Gaffer tape is still the best for gagging!
It appears one of them escaped. I saw Simon in the Napper yesterday.
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU !
That'th eathy for you to thay!!!
Edinburgh Chum away day Wed 8th August All chums and Chuminas welcome unofficial tour guide Gizmo plenty of time to arrange hols etc for this midweek spectacular, any ideas for watering holes to visit just pop it into the pot. Train tickets are always cheaper if booked well in advance its only 1 hour 20 ish by train even less than Newcastle hurrah! :-)
just been to edinburgh last week with the good lady,we can really recommend the queens arms on frederick street,the jekyll and hyde on hanover street where you can play find the toilet,the standing order and the alexander graham bell,both on george street and both woodies pubs so cheap drink aplenty,bannermans rock club on cow gate too,theres some good pubs on rose street too but the names escape me at the mo
Your right, Prez. Your kilt looks braw & worn like a true Scot too. I hope your enjoying the Scottish hospitality.
Keep On Chumming!!!
Great pic's, hope it didn't get to cold up the kilt
looking that good that I see a chums night out with Kilts in the future or maybe just some photo shots software to make us look like we all were wearing them
I don't know! one week it's me with my hair in bunches, the next it's the Prez in a frock!!! Where's this site heading???????? Very smart indeed Nick. Chum chum chum.
Thanks Mike we will make a note of those pubs hope you had a good time x
we might even join you on this little jolly,have you had the hrh email as its on the move to pwllheli
You would both be very welcome Chum.
Just looked its a Haven Site for HRH 6
Oh dear better take your own clean bedding!
forgot to say theres also a brewdog bar up the road from bannermans
Cheers for the 'Good Pub' guide to 'Auld Reekie' Mike. We know the sister pub to the Jekyll & Hyde in Nottingham, the Pit & Pendulum. I'm sure this one will be just as entertaining & we shall go to it knowing how they hide the toilets, ha ha! The Brewdog is another cert.
Now there's a site for sore eyes!
And how about those viagra eye drops?
They don't improve your sex life but they do make you look f****ng hard!! ( sorry if you've heard it before ) lol
Can I have a bit of help please? I am struggling to remember other albums, EPs and singles produced by Klahmydia. As we all know their titles were suggestive, offensive and usually had double and even triple meanings, so If you can send me any you think of and a brief description - line up, genre, interesting facts etc i'll try to find a copy of the cover and upload it.
Wow, that was a fancy wedding, very nice. Love the castle pics too, looks very cool.
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'Cos I have started a new page....and you have just ruined my perfect number to stop it on:)
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