The Knob Game
Hours of endless fun here. It helps if you have had a few beers, but it's not vital.
Here's how to play.
Simply think of any song that contains the word love, loved, loving etc in the title or is repeated a number of times within the lyrics.
They don't all work, but most do. Here are a load below - decide which you think work best. The ones that work particularly best or that make me laugh out loud are highlighted in green. If you think you have any better ones, or think some deserve to be highlighted then send us an e-mail here...[email protected]
Here's how to play.
Simply think of any song that contains the word love, loved, loving etc in the title or is repeated a number of times within the lyrics.
- Now substitute it with the word 'knob' adding any appropriate suffix, Knobbed, Knobbing etc
- Sing it out loud.
They don't all work, but most do. Here are a load below - decide which you think work best. The ones that work particularly best or that make me laugh out loud are highlighted in green. If you think you have any better ones, or think some deserve to be highlighted then send us an e-mail here...[email protected]
Updated 17th September (a double update as some were 'lost' in the post - Sorry Andy
A whole bunch of Knob-songs From Andy. Some new ones and some oldies, but goldies.
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Batch One from Andy
Can you Feel the Knob Tonight - Elton How Sweet It Is (To Be Knobbed By You) - James Taylor I Can't Stop Knobbing You - Ray Charles I Have Always Knobbed You - Enrique Iglesias I Need Knob - LL Cool J I Wanna Knob You Forever - Jessica Simpson Knob Is Stronger Than Pride - Sade What The World Needs Now Is Knob (Sweet Knob) - Jackie Deshannon When A Man Knobs A Woman - Percy Sledge Bleeding Knob- Leona Lewis Knob me or hate me - Lady soveriegn Let your Knob flow - Bellany brothers Lay all your Knob on me - ABBA Addicted to Knob- Robert palmer Knob on the rocks- neil diamond Knob in an elevator- aerosmith Once you've tasted Knob-take that How deep is your Knob-bee gees Tasty Knob-freddie jackson Your Knob Alone Is Not Enough - Manic Street Preachers Puppy Knob - Donny Osmond Don't Say Your Knob Is Killing Me - Erasure Dirty Knob -Thunder Oh, What A Night For Knob - Ella Fitzgerald Can I steal a little Knob - Frank Sinatra Everybody Needs Somebody to Knob -The Blues Brothers Keep Giving Me Your Knob - Ce Ce Peniston Knob grows - Edison Lighthouse Nobody needs your Knob- Gene Pitney Portrait of my Knob - Matt Monro Ruby Don't Take Your Knob To Town - Kenny Rogers You've Got To Hide Your Knob Away - The Beatles Bizarre Knob Triangle - New Order People Need Knob -ABBA Knob Comes Quickly - Pet Shop Boys I'll Work For Your Knob - Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band Kinky Knob - Pale Saints Naughty Girls (Need Knob Too) ~ Samantha Fox & Full Force Too Much Knob Will Kill You - Queen Punched In The Teeth By Knob- Mötley Crüe Zombies Need Knob Too - Death Party Come And Get Your Knob - The Real McCoy Had A Lot Of Knob Last Night - The Bee Gees A Girl Needs Knob - The Bee Gees He's Got No Knob - The Searchers Need Your Knob So Bad - Fleetwood Mac Warm Knob In A Cold World - Elton John Put A Little Knob In Your Heart - Dave Clark Five Can I Steal A Little Knob - Frank Sinatra |
Batch Two from Andy
Ain’t No Knob Ain’t no use – Melanie Williams Keep on Pushing Knob – Al Green Your Knob (Is More Than I Ever Had) – Al Green I Couldn’t Knob You More – Sade I Don’t Want Your Knob – Duran Duran I Knew I Knobbed You – Savage Garden I Never Knobbed A Man – Aretha Franklin Share Your Knob With Me – Aretha Franklin I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Knobs Me) – Whitney Houston I Was Made To Knob Her – Stevie Wonder If You Don’t Wanna Knob Me – James Morrison I’m Outta Knob – Anastacia Knob You Inside Out – Bee Gees Keep Giving Your Knob To Me – Beyonce Big Knob – Pete Heller Burning Knob – Elvis Presley Chequered Knob – Kim Wilde Knob You Till Tuesday – David Bowie You’re Nobody Till Somebody Knobs You – Dean Martin Shine A Little Knob – E.L.O. Release Me & Let Me Knob Again – Engelbert Humperdinck Farewell My Summer Knob – Michael Jackson Fastknob – George Michael I’ve got My Knob To Keep Me Warm – Frank Sinatra Gotta Have Your Knob – Sapphires Have You Ever Really Knobbed A Woman (Un Regalo Que Te Dio La Vida) Il Divo How Can I Knob You More – M People I Can’t Make You Knob Me – George Michael Knob Is Hard – James Morrison Knob Me Two Times – The Doors Knobstain – Jose Gonzalez Are You Gonna Knob Me – Luther Vandross I Wanted Your Knob – Luther Vandross My Knob Is Deep – Sara Parker Silly Knob Songs – Paul McCartney & Wings I Was Born To Knob You – Queen She Will Be Knobbed – Maroon 5 Stand Up For Your Knob Rights – Yazz Give Your Knob – Stevie Wonder Lookin’ For Another Pure Knob – Stevie Wonder Knob Enough To Ease The Pain – Stevie Wonder My Knob Is On Fire – Stevie Wonder Warm & Tender Knob – Percy sledge (Your Knob Keeps Lifting Me) Higher And Higher – Jackie Wilson Fanny (Be Tender with my Knob) Bee Gees |
A fresh crop of Knob-songs from Iantantethera. Excellent selection.
Knob The One You're With - Stephen Stills
Let Me Put My Knob Into You -AC/DC
Knobbin You's A Dirty Job - RATT
My Knob Follows You Wherever You Go - Alison Krauss & Union Station
No One's Gonna Knob You - Band Of Horses
If You Want My Knob - Cheap Trick
Knob Don't Come Easy - White Lion
Fistful Of Knob - Antony & The Johnsons
Knob Ain't For Keeping - The Who
I'm the Man Who Knobs You - Wilco
Do You Feel Knobbed - U2
Knob Is A Wonderful Colour - The Icicle Works
Give A little Knob - Rilo Kiley
Make You Feel My Knob - Timothy B. Schmit
Knob Action - Human League
All My Knob - Led Zeppelin
Your Knob Is Not Enough - Manic Street Preachers
Terrible Knob - The National
Skinny Knob - Bon Iver
Too Afraid To Knob You - The Black Keys
This Knob (Will Be your Downfall) - Ellie Goulding
I'm Gonna Make You Knob Me - The Jayhawks
Knob Removal Machine - The Cult
Knob Me Or Leave Me - Nina Simone
That's How Strong My Knob Is -Otis Redding
Have Knob Will Travel - The Sonics
Speed Your Knob To Me - Simple Minds
Knob Your Way - Powderfinger
Knob My Way - The Psychedelic Furs
How Do You Keep Knob Alive - Ryan Adams & The Cardinals
Knob Reign O'er Me - The Who
My Knob Has Gone - Josh Rouse
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Love
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Love
1. Love Is All That Matters - Eric Carmen 2. Love Is All Around - Wet Wet Wet 3. Love Will Keep Us Alive - Eagles 4. Love Moves In Mysterious Ways - Julia Fordham 5. Love Is The Answer - England Dan & John Ford Coley 6. Love... Thy Will Be Done - Martika 7. Love Moves In Strange Ways - Blue Zoo 8. Love - Jim Photoglo 9. Love Makes No Promises - Candi 10. Love Me - Michael Cretu 11. Love Me For What I Am - Karen Carpenter 12. Love Me For A Reason - Boyzone 13. Love Shack - The B-52's 14. Love Fool - The Cardigans 15. Love Me Do - The Beatles 16. Love Sensation - 911 17. Love Will Lead You Back - Taylor Dayne 18. Love Of My Life - Queen 19. Love Of My Life - Jim Brickman & Michael W. Smith 20. Love Is Love - Culture Club 21. Never Knew Love Like This Before - Stephanie Mills 22. I'll Always Love You - Michael Johnson 23. If Love Is Blind - Tiffany 24. Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You - George Benson 25. When You Love Someone - Bryan Adams 26. When Love And Hate Collide - Def Leppard 27. I'd Love You To Want Me - Lobo 28. I Love You - Saigon Kick 29. I Will Always Love You - Kenny Rogers 30. Said I Love You... But I Lied - Michael Bolton 31. Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You - Peabo Bryson & Roberta Flack 32. You Don't Love Me Anymore - Weird Al Yankovic 33. Too Much Love Will Kill You - Brian May 34. I'll Never Love This Way Again - Dionne Warwick 35. This Ain't A Love Song - Bon Jovi 36. I Don't Know Why You Love Me - Gene Cotton 37. A Love Song - Lee Greenwood 38. All The Love In The World - The Corrs 39. Tell Me That You Love Me - Steve Gibb 40. I Just Fall In Love Again - Anne Murray 41. If I Sing You A Love Song - Bonnie Tyler 42. To Love You More - Celine Dion 43. When You Tell Me That You Love Me - Diana Ross 44. I Love You Always And Forever - Donna Lewis 45. That's The Way Love Goes - Janet Jackson 46. Another Sad Love Song - Toni Braxton 47. Save The Best For Last - Vanessa Williams 48. Saving All My Love For You - Whitney Houston 49. No More I Love You's - Annie Lennox 50. You're In Love - Wilson Phillips 51. A Long And Lasting Love - Crystal Gayle 52. If You Had My Love - Jennifer Lopez 53. Before I Fall In Love - Coco Lee 54. Shakespeare In Love - Layla Kayliff 55. First Love - Trisha McNichols & Christopher Atkins 56. Glory Of Love - Peter Cetera 57. Best Of My Love - Eagles 58. Without Your Love - Roger Daltrey 59. Can't Buy Me Love - The Beatles 60. You Can't Hurry Love - Phil Collins 61. No Ordinary Love - Jennifer Love Hewitt 62. Dress You Up In My Love 63. If I'm Not In Love - Kathy Trocolli 64. Power Of Love - Laura Branigan 65. When I Fall In Love - Nat King Cole & Natalie Cole 66. Can't Help Falling In Love - Corey Hart 67. Waiting For Your Love - Stevie B. 68. Victims Of Love - Joe Lamont 69. Sunshine Of Your Love - Eric Clapton 70. I Wish That I Was Making Love - Alessi Bros. 71. Lotta Love - Neil Young & Crazy Horse 72. On The Wings Of Love - Jeffrey Osborne 73. The One You Love - Glen Frey 74. Is This Love - Survivor 75. Shower Me With Your Love - Surface 76. Endless Love - Lionel Richie & Diana Ross 77. Woman In Love - Barbra Streisand 78. Perhaps Love - John Denver 79. My Love - Paul McCartney & Wings 80. Shake Your Love - Debbie Gibson 81. The More You Live The More You Love - A Flock Of Seagulls 82. What About Love - Til Tuesday 83. Your Love - The Outfield 84. Where Is The Love - Black Eyed Peas 85. I Would Do Anything For Love - Meatloaf 86. Ready For Love - Bad Company 87. Lost Without Your Love - Bread 88. What Is Love - Howard Jones 89. Send Her My Love - Journey 90. Calling Dr. Love - Kiss 91. Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin 92. Paint My Love - Michael Learns To Rock 93. Nothing But Love - Mr. Big 94. Crazy Love - Poco 95. The One I Love - R.E.M. 96. Believe In Love - Scorpions 97. The Look Of Love - ABC 98. Show Me Love - Robyn 99. Modern Love - David Bowie 100. All For Love - Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart & Sting |
Knob
1. Knob Is All That Matters - Eric Carmen 2. Knob Is All Around - Wet Wet Wet 3. Knob Will Keep Us Alive - Eagles 4. Knob Moves In Mysterious Ways - Julia Fordham 5. Knob Is The Answer - England Dan & John For Coley 6. Knob... Thy Will Be Done - Martika 7. Knob Moves In Strange Ways - Blue Zoo 8. Knob - Jim Photoglo 9. Knob Makes No Promises - Candi 10. Knob Me - Michael Cretu 11. Knob Me For What I Am - Karen Carpenter 12. Knob Me For A Reason - Boyzone 13. Knob Shack - The B-52's 14. Knob Fool - The Cardigans 15. Knob Me Do - The Beatles 16. Knob Sensation - 911 17. Knob Will Lead You Back - Taylor Dayne 18. Knob Of My Life - Queen 19. Knob Of My Life - Jim Brickman & Michael W. Smith 20. Knob Is Knob - Culture Club 21. Never Knew Knob Like This Before - Stephanie Mills 22. I'll Always Knob You - Michael Johnson 23. If Knob Is Blind - Tiffany 24. Nothing's Gonna Change My Knob For You - George Benson 25. When You Knob Someone - Bryan Adams 26. When Knob And Hate Collide - Def Leppard 27. I'd Knob You To Want Me - Lobo 28. I Knob You - Saigon Kick 29. I Will Always Knob You - Kenny Rogers 30. Said I Knob You... But I Lied - Michael Bolton 31. Tonight I Celebrate My Knob For You - Peabo Bryson & Roberta Flack 32. You Don't Knob Me Anymore - Weird Al Yankovic 33. Too Much Knob Will Kill You - Brian May 34. I'll Never Knob This Way Again - Dionne Warwick 35. This Ain't A Knob Song - Bon Jovi 36. I Don't Know Why You Knob Me - Gene Cotton 37. A Knob Song - Lee Greenwood 38. All The Knob In The World - The Corrs 39. Tell Me That You Knob Me - Steve Gibb 40. I Just Fall In Knob Again - Anne Murray 41. If I Sing You A Knob Song - Bonnie Tyler 42. To Knob You More - Celine Dion 43. When You Tell Me That You Knob Me - Diana Ross 44. I Knob You Always And Forever - Donna Lewis 45. That's The Way Knob Goes - Janet Jackson 46. Another Sad Knob Song - Toni Braxton 47. Save The Best For Last - Vanessa Williams 48. Saving All My Knob For You - Whitney Houston 49. No More I Knob You's - Annie Lennox 50. You're In Knob - Wilson Phillips 51. A Long And Lasting Knob - Crystal Gayle 52. If You Had My Knob - Jennifer Lopez 53. Before I Fall In Knob - Coco Lee 54. Shakespeare In Knob - Layla Kayliff 55. First Knob - Trisha McNichols & Christopher Atkins 56. Glory Of Knob - Peter Cetera 57. Best Of My Knob - Eagles 58. Without Your Knob - Roger Daltrey 59. Can't Buy Me Knob - The Beatles 60. You Can't Hurry Knob - Phil Collins 61. No Ordinary Knob - Jennifer Knob Hewitt 62. Dress You Up In My Knob 63. If I'm Not In Knob - Kathy Trocolli 64. Power Of Knob - Laura Branigan 65. When I Fall In Knob - Nat King Cole & Natalie Cole 66. Can't Help Falling In Knob - Corey Hart 67. Waiting For Your Knob - Stevie B. 68. Victims Of Knob - Joe Lamont 69. Sunshine Of Your Knob - Eric Clapton 70. I Wish That I Was Making Knob - Alessi Bros. 71. Lotta Knob - Neil Young & Crazy Horse 72. On The Wings Of Knob - Jeffrey Osborne 73. The One You Knob - Glen Frey 74. Is This Knob - Survivor 75. Shower Me With Your Knob - Surface 76. Endless Knob - Lionel Richie & Diana Ross 77. Woman In Knob - Barbra Streisand 78. Perhaps Knob - John Denver 79. My Knob - Paul McCartney & Wings 80. Shake Your Knob - Debbie Gibson 81. The More You Live The More You Knob - A Flock Of Seagulls 82. What About Knob - Til Tuesday 83. Your Knob - The Outfield 84. Where Is The Knob - Black Eyed Peas 85. I Would Do Anything For Knob - Meatloaf 86. Ready For Knob - Bad Company 87. Lost Without Your Knob - Bread 88. What Is Knob - Howard Jones 89. Send Her My Knob - Journey 90. Calling Dr. Knob - Kiss 91. Whole Lotta Knob - Led Zeppelin 92. Paint My Knob - Michael Learns To Rock 93. Nothing But Knob - Mr. Big 94. Crazy Knob - Poco 95. The One I Knob - R.E.M. 96. Believe In Knob - Scorpions 97. The Look Of Knob - ABC 98. Show Me Knob - Robyn 99. Modern Knob - David Bowie 100. All For Knob - Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart & Sting |
Just got some more. I don't know most of them, but they are excellent.
Knob Comes In Spurts - Richard Hell & The Voidoids
Touch Me With Your Knob - Beth Orton
Flame Thrower Knob - The Dead Boys
I Tried It, I Liked It, I Knobbed It - Decoration
I'm Gonna Make You Knob Me - The Supremes
Mrs Brown You've Got A Knobbly Daughter - Herman's Hermits
I Knob A Man In Uniform - The Gang of Four
Knob Hurts - Gram Parsons
Knob Is Green - Jeff Beck
Knob Is Coming - Knob
Tonight, I Celebrate My Knob - Pebo Bryson
Telescopic Knob - The Only Ones
Mama (Knobs A Crackhead) - Plan B
Jesus Knobs Amerika - The Shamen
I Don't Know Why I Knob You - House of Knob
New additions
Knob will tear us apart - Joy Division (Thanks to Ian Tan Tethera for that one)
